Paw-some Gamer T-Shirts

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"Humans are strange."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Animals are smarter than we think!

"You're amazing!"

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

'Let's see those smiles.'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"He's a real dog person."

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

If they were cats

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

'This one keeps dog time.'

"I need some assistance here."

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Andy innocently agress to a game of rock paper, scissors, scythe.

Dog sleepwalking after owner

Why dogs never attend baseball games.

'So you're a cat person...'

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

"My name is Prince, and I'm a barkaholic."

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."

101 uses of a dead cat: darts