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"You're amazing!"

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Dogs

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"Humans are strange."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Labradoodle"

Animals are smarter than we think!

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'Let's see those smiles.'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"He's a real dog person."

If they were cats

"Are they still following us?"

"I need some assistance here."

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'So you're a cat person...'

Why dogs never attend baseball games.

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'You Know Who got into my closet.'

"My name is Prince, and I'm a barkaholic."

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."

"I never thought that Rex from no. 81 wold get 'emasculated'..."