Paw-some Graduate T-Shirts

'Let's see those smiles.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Dogs

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"Humans are strange."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Animals are smarter than we think!

"You're amazing!"

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"He's a real dog person."

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

If they were cats

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

"Are they still following us?"

"I need some assistance here."

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'Kibbles & S**t'

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

'So you're a cat person...'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

"I never thought that Rex from no. 81 wold get 'emasculated'..."