Paw-some Graduate Pillows

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Dogs

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"Humans are strange."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Animals are smarter than we think!

"You're amazing!"

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

If they were cats

"He's a real dog person."

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

"Are they still following us?"

"I need some assistance here."

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'Kibbles & S**t'

'So you're a cat person...'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."

"I never thought that Rex from no. 81 wold get 'emasculated'..."