Paw-some Owner Pillows

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Dogs

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Humans are strange."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Animals are smarter than we think!

"You're amazing!"

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

If they were cats

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

"He's a real dog person."

"Are they still following us?"

"I need some assistance here."

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'Kibbles & S**t'

'So you're a cat person...'

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."

"I never thought that Rex from no. 81 wold get 'emasculated'..."