Paw-some Owner Mugs

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Dogs

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"Humans are strange."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Animals are smarter than we think!

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

"You're amazing!"

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'Let's see those smiles.'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

If they were cats

"He's a real dog person."

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

"Are they still following us?"

"I need some assistance here."

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

'Kibbles & S**t'

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'So you're a cat person...'

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

"I never thought that Rex from no. 81 wold get 'emasculated'..."