Paw-some Trainer Pillows

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Dogs

"Humans are strange."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Animals are smarter than we think!

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

"You're amazing!"

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"He's a real dog person."

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

If they were cats

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

"Are they still following us?"

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"I need some assistance here."

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'Is he good or what?!'

'So you're a cat person...'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."

'Do you have a license for that vehicle Miss?'

"I never thought that Rex from no. 81 wold get 'emasculated'..."