Paw-some Partner Pillows

"He's a real dog person."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Dogs

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"Humans are strange."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

Dog on Cat.

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

If they were cats

"Are they still following us?"

"I need some assistance here."

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'Kibbles & S**t'

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'So you're a cat person...'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

Best Man's best friend.