Purrs-and-pictures Enthusiast Gifts

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Cat Reunion

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Football Crazy strip six

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Living with a cataholic.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"You folks ready to order?"

Nutty Assistants

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'See what I mean, Doc?'

Re-home Sweet Home

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

"It's the peacock-removal guy."