Purrs-and-pictures Enthusiast Prints

Cat Video Cinema.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Cat Reunion

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Football Crazy strip six

Pet Cemetery.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

Cat Lover's Leap.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'What's wrong with you?'

"You folks ready to order?"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

'See what I mean, Doc?'

Nutty Assistants

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

Re-home Sweet Home

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'