Paws And Claws Aficionado Prints

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'This one keeps dog time.'

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

'It's sad to see a good dog go bad.'

Poo Bags

An oxymoron: Cat optimist

Dog sleepwalking after owner

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

Smirking Cat

'But it's still early. Why don't you come on in, and we'll splinter a bone together?'

'I know a Tail Implant Specialist who can fix that for you.'

Cat House

"I'll help you find your bone if you tell me how you dug this 'hole.'"

"Do I ever do this to you?!"

'I'm in the mood for a belly rub. Do we have any volunteers?'