Purring Enthusiast Prints

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

Cat DNA is decoded.

"Sure, I may shed too much...I'm not always a 'cool cat'...dirt gets tuck in my whiskers... and I don't kill my prey right away...but if someone can see past all that to my warm, loving core...they're probably close enough to scratch."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Isn't that cute? She bought herself a little stool to sit on and watch us shred her chairs!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Cat Reunion

Shelter Cat Nap

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

Making Christmas Pudding.

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Bake-a-thon.

"Tis the season to be jolly!"