Purring Partner Prints

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

His Her Cakes

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Cat Reunion

Shelter Cat Nap

Punk Reindeer

Pet Cemetery.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cats on the couch.

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Dessert

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Re-home Sweet Home

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."