Piercer Gifts

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'Oh my, THAT'S never happened before!'

"He had himself pierced once too often."

Pinocchio gets a piercing.

'How could I know that the new guy at the piercing shop is an ex-cop?'

'Teenagers!'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

A Tongue Stud.

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Orange navel has ring

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

Cybervegan Caf

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'