Body Piercer Aficionado Gifts

Cow Piercing.

'Teenagers!'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Punk Reindeer

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Snowman Tattoo

Devil tattoo.

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Punk Angel

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

Orange navel has ring

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

"It's a digital tattoo. It changes every time it's no longer age appropriate."

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

Tattoo - brain diagram

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'