Body Piercer Aficionado T-Shirts

Cow Piercing.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Snowman Tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Devil tattoo.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Punk Angel

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

Orange navel has ring

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

Tattoo - brain diagram

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

"It's a digital tattoo. It changes every time it's no longer age appropriate."

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

"Take it easy - that one's attached to my nipple."