Face Piercing Aficionado Gifts

"For holes wasn't enough?"

'Teenagers!'

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Punk Angel

Orange navel has ring

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Reading the future in beard stubble.

'From this day on, we live in a true democracy. The voters have spoken, and the muttonchops must go.'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

Tree piercings.

'Kids today!'