Body Piercing Aficionados Gifts

Man with body piercings using WD40 as deodorant.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Orange navel has ring

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

"Oh yeah – They really are forever – Cool huh?"

QR tattoo.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

'Thanks, it's an English word - it means 'spiritual warrior'.'

"Take it easy - that one's attached to my nipple."

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

Tree piercings.

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

'Kids today!'

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"Now that's a match made in heaven!"