Body Piercing Gifts

'These braces won't stand out too much, will they?'

"Six chipped teeth and a tongue stud infection. Good for you, no cavities."

'That's the last time I ever lock myself out!'

"How long have you been into the body-piercing thing?"

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Child Prodigy, "We're afraid he's a child prodigy"

"Take it easy - that one's attached to my nipple."

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

The pierced mans nose ring gets stuck on his door chain

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'Fish piercings.'

'Just because Darren has a few tattoos and a couple of earrings, it doesn't make him a bad person, mum.'

'Now it will be numb for a couple hours, so try not to think.'

Teen pulls friend's eyebrow ring to get him to speak.

'I hope you don't mind, dear -- I had my ears pierced!'

Cash Point - Pin Number?

'I finally got tired enough of your always misplacing your keys to do something about it.'

"And with this ring, I thee Wed."

"...and I'm letting all me piercings grow back in."

"My dear Farrington, I fear that your so-called 'piercing' will never catch on..."

"I want a cool piercing like you, Grandpa Moby!"

"Well, it's not my fault you decided to get a body piercing in the area. Now, get undressed and go through the scanner again."

"I haven't lost my car keys once since I had my belly button pierced."

"Tread gently when you go in. He's a bit tetchy - he's just had his nipples pierced."

Man with body piercings using WD40 as deodorant.

Cow Piercing.

'Look at him, Becky: the tattoos, the nose ring, the rage against worldly concerns. Isn't he dreamy?'

Cow wrestling with ring through nose.

'Hey, Chuck! I just beat your record of 20 piercings! This gal here has 22!'

'Look! Mike is on the bottom of the pool! I warned him not to swim when he's got so many piercings!'

Man engaged to be married has ring through his nose.

'Mom! Dad! We won the Longest Kiss Contest...out nose rings locked.'

'The EHO said I had to remove all my rings, by the time I'm finished it's time to clock off!'

Worm Punks

"Can you pierce her bottom lip to her top lip"