Body Piercing Enthusiast Gifts

"You know that ring in Kevin Schuster's nose..."

'Teenagers!'

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Tattoos sagging with time

Maternity tattoos

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

The Coffee Tattoo

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Operation Tattoo

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

Orange navel has ring

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

'Psst...check out the freak.'

My parents went to a t-shirt shop and all they got me was this lousy tattoo.

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

Man with many tattoos.

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

"...so you'll finish it off with a felt tip."