Body Piercing Enthusiast Pillows

"You know that ring in Kevin Schuster's nose..."

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Tattoos sagging with time

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Maternity tattoos

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

The Coffee Tattoo

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

Orange navel has ring

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

'Psst...check out the freak.'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

Man at job interview has spider-web, skull and dagger cartoons on his face. He says: 'I really don't think a few tattoos matter, in this day and age.'

Man with many tattoos.

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

"...so you'll finish it off with a felt tip."