Body Piercings Pillows

'I know we're on planet earth but what planet are you on?'

'I've got my hat on back-to-front...but I still can't communicate with him.'

'What's the problem?... You said I couldn't get my ears pierced, so I didn't.'

'Well... It started with the nose ring the farmer gave me and I just got a taste for it.'

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

'Teenagers!'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Maternity tattoos

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

Devil tattoo.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

A Tongue Stud.

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'