Piercings Pillows

Please be gentle. I have a very low threshold for pain.'

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

"Nice lip piercing."

Tattoo shop - "How may I hurt you?"

Overly pierced man in a lot of pain.

'Do you have something for my sinuses? I don't want my ring to rust.'

Man with lots of piercings thinking "ow!ow!ow!ow!...."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"What are your parents going to say?"

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

'How may I hurt you?'

Piercings

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

Punk and bull admire each other's nose rings.

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'You need an eyebrow piercing like you need a hole in the head ... wait, no ...'

'How could I know that the new guy at the piercing shop is an ex-cop?'

Hmmph! Kids today!

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

'Let me get this straight - you did that to yourself!'

'What wine goeth betht with a pierthed tongue?'

Kids today!

'The selections with circles beside them are specially recommended for those with lip rings.'

Body Piercing.

A Tongue Stud.

Boy using reverse psychology (book) to try and get his navel pierced.

'Kids today!'

'You wanna finish with me, Dwayne? You mean you want your rings back?...'

Barnum & Bailey's 3 - ring progeny

'I hope I look as good as he does when I get his age.'

"You know that ring in Kevin Schuster's nose..."

"The nose ring was a breeze, but the nipple rings were a different story."

"Four holes wasn't enough?"