Piercings Mugs

Please be gentle. I have a very low threshold for pain.'

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

"Nice lip piercing."

Tattoo shop - "How may I hurt you?"

Overly pierced man in a lot of pain.

'Do you have something for my sinuses? I don't want my ring to rust.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'Teenagers!'

Man with lots of piercings thinking "ow!ow!ow!ow!...."

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

"What are your parents going to say?"

Piercings

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

Punk and bull admire each other's nose rings.

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'You need an eyebrow piercing like you need a hole in the head ... wait, no ...'

'How may I hurt you?'

'The selections with circles beside them are specially recommended for those with lip rings.'

'Let me get this straight - you did that to yourself!'

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

Hmmph! Kids today!

'How could I know that the new guy at the piercing shop is an ex-cop?'

"I realize you've been at loose ends lately, but having your ears pierced is not the answer."

A Tongue Stud.

Barnum & Bailey's 3 - ring progeny

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

'I hope I look as good as he does when I get his age.'

'You wanna finish with me, Dwayne? You mean you want your rings back?...'

'Kids today!'

Boy using reverse psychology (book) to try and get his navel pierced.

Body Piercing.

Kids today!

'What wine goeth betht with a pierthed tongue?'