Piercing Specialist Mugs

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

A Tongue Stud.

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Punk Angel

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

Orange navel has ring

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

'Kids today!'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea