Piercing Specialist Gifts

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Teenagers!'

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

A Tongue Stud.

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Punk Angel

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

Orange navel has ring

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

Cybervegan Caf

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'Kids today!'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea