Piercing Enthusiasts Gifts

'Wow, I love your new piercing.'

I could never get a piercing.

Whaddaya mean, Alayna got her belly button pierced? Fish don't have belly buttons!

Ears pierced

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Big Bob's bait shop: Free Body piercing

'Teenagers!'

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Punk Angel

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Orange navel has ring

Back to School

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"First impressions are important. Maybe you should sharpen yourself before the interview."

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

Cybervegan Caf

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

'Kids today!'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea