Piercing Pioneers Gifts

'How may I hurt you?'

Dude, it's cool that you rebel by wearing a nose-ring, but if I were to do that, I would look just like my dad...

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

A Tongue Stud.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Punk Angel

Orange navel has ring

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'Kids today!'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea