Piercing Ponderers Gifts

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

Jealousy

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

Lost dog/Lost Sheep posters

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

Cybervegan Caf

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"Now that's a match made in heaven!"

I Do Not have OCD

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

'Kids today!'

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

Pinocchio gets a piercing.

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

"Nice lip piercing."

'The EHO said I had to remove all my rings, by the time I'm finished it's time to clock off!'

"Why cull us when we could be retrained?"

"Sorry mate - you're pierced."

Dude, it's cool that you rebel by wearing a nose-ring, but if I were to do that, I would look just like my dad...

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'