Piercing Pioneers T-Shirts

'How may I hurt you?'

Dude, it's cool that you rebel by wearing a nose-ring, but if I were to do that, I would look just like my dad...

'Teenagers!'

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

A Tongue Stud.

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Punk Angel

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

Orange navel has ring

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

Cybervegan Caf

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"