Piercing Milestone Gifts

"What are your parents going to say?"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Teenagers!'

"Who called this meeting again?"

Pilot with champagne.

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

Woman crying with happiness.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

Punk Reindeer

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

'Guess what? I won again.'

Office Meeting

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

"We re cutting back on overhead."

'The plan was idiot-proof. Unfortunately, someone came up with a superior idiot.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Our founder and Our founders lawyer.

Punk Angel

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

Orange navel has ring

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

We are here!

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'