Piercing Milestone Mugs

"What are your parents going to say?"

"Who called this meeting again?"

Pilot with champagne.

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

Woman crying with happiness.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Punk Reindeer

'Guess what? I won again.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Office Meeting

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

'The plan was idiot-proof. Unfortunately, someone came up with a superior idiot.'

"We re cutting back on overhead."

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Our founder and Our founders lawyer.

Punk Angel

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

Orange navel has ring

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

We are here!

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'