Piercing Adventurer Mugs

Beware of cheap piercings from the DIY superstore!

'Teenagers!'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Man propelled by love

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"We got the cactus account!"

Do it!

"It's called being preemptive."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Punk Angel

Orange navel has ring

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Cybervegan Caf

Sunburn.

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"