Piercer Pillows

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'Oh my, THAT'S never happened before!'

"He had himself pierced once too often."

'How could I know that the new guy at the piercing shop is an ex-cop?'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

A Tongue Stud.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Orange navel has ring

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

'Kids today!'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea