Fish Piercer Pillows

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

Punk Reindeer

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Kissing the Fish

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Clam Spearing

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

I hate these flying fish

Fish with Shield

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'How are they biting?'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

Tree piercings.

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

Pinocchio gets a piercing.

"He says he's a great salmon guide."

'Like them? They mean, we're engaged to be engaged!'

"That's really great , but what do you do if you want to remove the nail?"

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

'I'm starting to see how you might be quite an asset to the firm.'

Fish to man aiming at him: 'Ok, Melvin ... I'm coming out ... re-e-eal slow-like. Just don't do anything stupid.'

'Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those that care'