Quirky Piercer Pillows

'The selections with circles beside them are specially recommended for those with lip rings.'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

Orange navel has ring

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

"Kick the machine"

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

Check out our nose ring special for the bull market investor.

"Use less powder. You're planting them too deep."

Tree piercings.

"Now that's a match made in heaven!"

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

'Kids today!'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

"Nice lip piercing."