Quirky Piercer Gifts

'The selections with circles beside them are specially recommended for those with lip rings.'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

Orange navel has ring

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

"Kick the machine"

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

Tree piercings.

"Now that's a match made in heaven!"

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

'Kids today!'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

Check out our nose ring special for the bull market investor.

"Like I said, there's no commandment specifically banning body piercings or facial tattoos - it's just not recommended."

Pinocchio gets a piercing.

"Use less powder. You're planting them too deep."