Quirky Carpenter Pillows

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

I did it my way.

Do it yourself books.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

The Origami Society...

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Superintendent

'I told you I didn't want to talk about it!'

Absurd motorbike

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'McWit never could build anything level.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

"Are you willing to relocate?"

"I usually work in snow."

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

"No, this is the elephant."

'Design brief.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin