Fish Kisser Pillows

Kissing the Fish

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"She's just being Koi."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man fishing with large bait

Reverse psychology

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"I think it loves us."

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Fish want out of polluted river.

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'