Romantic Kisser Pillows

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

Carbon Dating.

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

Kissing the Fish

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Snake Eyes

Mermaids in love

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

Carbon Dating

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"And do you promise to love, honour and be a total whore in the bedroom."

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Merry Kissmas

Mexican Serenade.

Storage Unit of Love

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"