Fish Kisser Prints

Kissing the Fish

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"She's just being Koi."

Man fishing with large bait

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Reverse psychology

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"I think it loves us."

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Fish want out of polluted river.

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'