Frog Kisser Prints

Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'

"Consititutionally there's no bar to marriage. I'm C. of E."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Frog in the puddles.

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

"Bailiff."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

The Frog Prince

"And would you like flies with that?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Kissing the Fish

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Pond Dipping...

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Way too much tongue!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"