Frog Kisser Gifts

Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'

"Consititutionally there's no bar to marriage. I'm C. of E."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Frog in the puddles.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Frog flirting.

"Beware of the frog"

"Bailiff."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

The Frog Prince

"And would you like flies with that?"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Pond Dipping...

Kissing the Fish

Fearless Frog Part 12

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Way too much tongue!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'