Frog Fanciers Gifts

The Cow-Butt Frog.

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Frog in the puddles.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

The Frog Prince

"Beware of the frog"

"And would you like flies with that?"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Pond Dipping...

Fearless Frog Part 12

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Way too much tongue!"

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'