Frog Fanciers Pillows

The Cow-Butt Frog.

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog in the puddles.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"And would you like flies with that?"

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

The Frog Prince

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Pond Dipping...

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

"Way too much tongue!"

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'