Frog Fancier Pillows

Frogs french-kissing a princess.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Wet frog

'I'm truly sorry Ma'am for mixing up the order. So, you're the one who ordered no fly in your soup, correct?'

'The secret of my success? Well, I assume swimming freestyle gives me an advantage...'

'If you're alone in here, who just said 'Ribbit'?'

'You got a search warrant?'

'Uh-Oh... I better watch my legs! There comes a cook - o - dile!'

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Frog in the puddles.

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"And would you like flies with that?"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Pond Dipping...

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"Way too much tongue!"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'