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'Oh no, the chickens have killed another fox.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'We know you have a cat.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Fox hunting.

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"The narrative seems contrived."

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

The ambush.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

'If you're alone in here, who just said 'Ribbit'?'

'What's happened to all this money?'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

'You got a search warrant?'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"She feeds me the same stuff every single day, yet I can't help approaching it like I have NO idea what it could possibly be!"

"Now. Hear. This."

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

'Uh-Oh... I better watch my legs! There comes a cook - o - dile!'

'Don't give me that 'hairball' excuse again. Just admit it - you don't like my cooking!'

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'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'Guarding the house, bringing Master his newspaper and slippers does not require much skill, does it? Catching mice, on the other hand...'