Fox Chase Fanatic Pillows

'Want to have a little fun with this? You guys take off and I'll chase you!'

A man having difficulty staying on his horse.

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Champagne at the hunt

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

'He took a fetching class.'

'Good dog!'

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'

'I love playing fetch, but sometimes worry that I'm the only one getting the exercise. I suppose what I'm trying to say is, hey, best friend, why don't you fetch this one.'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

Workaholic's Toilet

"Scratch my head, would you?"

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'