Feather Fancier Pillows

Bird: 'WHOA, Gesundheit!'

'I might look very exotic to you kiddo, but where I come from, I'm rather common...'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Moustached gentleman

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

'We know you have a cat.'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

USING QUILLS

"The narrative seems contrived."

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

The ambush.

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

A Head-Dress in 1777

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

Peacock Modern Art Portrait.

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'Guarding the house, bringing Master his newspaper and slippers does not require much skill, does it? Catching mice, on the other hand...'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'