Feather Fancier Mugs

Bird: 'WHOA, Gesundheit!'

'I might look very exotic to you kiddo, but where I come from, I'm rather common...'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Moustached gentleman

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'We know you have a cat.'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

USING QUILLS

"The narrative seems contrived."

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

The ambush.

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

Rex had always suspected his wife was being unfaithful, but it was worse than that...much worse.

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

Peacock Modern Art Portrait.

A Head-Dress in 1777

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

Ginger was born to dance.

"I can see it going even a little more feline."